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Hindi Funny Sms / Latest Jokes

  • BeSt ReQueSt Ever:DeaR GoDIf UCaN't Give Mea BeSt-PaRTNeR....*pLz*..MaKeaLL My FrNdz.."SiNgLe"ApNa NaHi ToH KiSi Ka NaHi..:p
     
  • Tanhai...

    तन्हाई के बीच हम
    क्यूँ खो से जाते है

    उन् यादों में
    जो बस अब यादें है

    दूर कही क्यूँ आती है वही आवाजें
    वही लम्हे .... वही बातें
    वही सपने और वही रातें

    यह कशिश अजीब सी होती है
    खिचती हैं हमको अपनी ओर
    दूर कही दूर...
    इस हकीकत से दूर...
     
  • Izhaar

    Aas hain aapke saath ki..
    Baat hain humhare jazbaat kii
    Hain kuch baat aap mein
    Jo nazrein bhi majboor hoti hain
    Aapke deedar mein…

    Kya din kya raat
    Har pal bus aapki yaad
    Jhilmil se tare, ya aandheri raat ho
    Din ka ho ujala, ya subah ki oos ho

    Ho bekhabar aap iss mushk se
    Hum maan sakte nahi
    Warna aap humhe yun
    Chup chup ke takte nahi

    Aankhon se kahan hain
    Aapne kai baar
    Ek baar kar bhi dijiye aapne hothon se
    pyaar ka izhaar
  • Khwab

    Andheri raat mein…
    Sapno ke saath…
    Aanchal mein yaadein ho…
    Aur khwabon mein aap… :z

    Chandni kii roshni mein…
    Taaron ke taale…
    Raangon kii chadar par
    Hum-aap udd chalein… :~

    Lamhon ki kami na ho…
    Aankhon mein nami na ho…
    Khusboo mein dooba hoga sama…
    Aur honge hum-aap akele wahan … :d

    Sehme sehme se honge hum..
    Aahat se darega yeh dil…
    Haathon mein aapka haath hoga

    Pal bhar ke liye aapka saath toh hoga :L

    Kash yeh khwab sach ho jaye…
    Dua ho kabool
    Aur who humhe mil jaye… :y

     
  • Pal

    Kabhi hansa dete ho... :D
    Kabhi rula dete ho... :c
    Kabhi neend se jaga dete ho... :s
    Lekin jab bhi yaad karte ho.. :$

    Hame dil se ... :L

    Kasam se :y
    Zindagi ka ek pal bada dete ho... :d 
  • Chahat

    Satah par hoon…
    Par aasmaan ki ucchai ko mahsoos karna chati hoon…
    Unn badlon par baith kar ghoomna chahti hoon..
    Pankh laga kar udana chhati hoon
    Baarish mein bheegna chati hoon
    Baachon sa rona chahti hoon… :c

    Chidyo si chahkana chahti hoon….
    Sondhi sondhi uss mitti kii khusboo ko saaason mein bharna chahti hoon…
    Kaagaz kii nav ko pani mein bahana chahti hoon…
    Aankhon mein saaje huye unn sapno ko
    Saakar karma chahti hoon… :~

    Iss khushnuma mahool ko rangon mein doobana chahti hoon…
    Khamoshi ko tarango mein badlana chhati hoon…
    khusboo ko hawa mein gholna chhati hoon…
    Indradhanus si chunari odd kar itrana chhati hoon…
    Chand si khoobsoorat hona chhati hoon…
    Taaron sa chamkana chahti hoon… :z

    Koi dor na ho
    Bus door amber mein jhoolna chhati hoon…
    Dil mein uththi uss har ikshaa ko poora karma chhati hoon… :)


    Hain khawab aanek aur zindagi ek…
    Bus har pal ko jeena chahti hoon… :D
  • Deedar!!!

    Izzazat ho aapki
    Toh ek khata kar le…
    Iss chand ka hum deedaar kar le… :$

    Jiski aankhon mein jugnoon ki chamak hain…
    Hothon pe pankhudi kii mehek hain..
    Gaalon pe gulabon kii rangat hain
    Julfoon pe ghataao ka aks hain..
    Haaton mein rui kii narmi hain
    Pairon mein “chan-chan” payal ki dhwani hain… :d

    Naazrein hain betaab
    Na karaiye aur intezaar
    Ab to in baadalon ko haataiye…
    Kii humhe deedar-e-husn karaiye…. :d
  • One of my early writings...

    Chupke se aate ho khawaon mein
    Aur needein churate ho…
    Dil ki dhadkaano ko
    Bhala kyun badate ho..??

    Aankhen kholu to
    Samne hote ho tum…
    Band karu toh…
    Khawaon mein chedte ho tum…

    Yaad aati hain sharartein tumhari
    To muskurati hoon mein…
    Gaalon kii laali ko
    Haathon se chupati hoon mein…
    Kehte hain log ki baabli ho gayi hoon mein….

    Ajjeb sa, naya sa …
    Yeh Ehsaas hain…
    Kya yahi Pyaar hain??
  • Aap Aur Hum…

    Gupchup se hum…
    Chupchap se aap…
    Sirf nazrein hi karti rahi baat…

    Saanse hain chup
    Seele huye yeh hoth…
    Kaan yeh betaab hain…
    Sunane ko chahat ki oos…

    Ghabrayein hum, sharmayein hum…
    Iss rafta si zindagi mein…
    Aap hulchul jo le aayenge…

    Gujregi raat taaron ke saang…
    Din ka chain bhi hoga gum….

    Armaano kii baarat hogi….
    sapno se saji kaali raat hogi…
    Aap hoge, hum hoge
    Aur shayad,
    Humhare beech kuch baat hogi!!!!
  • Intezaar

    This one is one of my early writings, posting it just like that ...

    Aankhon ki shararat ko who samajte nahi
    Hothon ki khamoshi ko sunate nahi…

    Dil ki dhadkano ko mahsoos karte nahi…
    Haathon ke kampan ko choote nahi…

    Muskurate hain toh jalta hain yeh dil…
    Milate hain nazar toh doobta hain yeh dil…

    Aur kitna intezaar karayenge aap…..??

    Kii izehaar-e-mohabaat ko sunane
    Ko betaab hain yeh dil…..
  • Kami....

    Got an sms… and just loved it…..!!!!
    Rehne de aasmaan….
    Zamin ki talaash kar….
    Sab kuch yahi hain….
    Na kuch aur talash kar….
    Har aarzu puri ho to?
    Jeene mein kya maaza??
    Jin eke liye bus ek kami ki talaash kar……
  • ......

    Har ashq ka matlab gum nahi hota….
    Duriyan badhan e se pyaar kum nahi hota….
    Waqt-bewaqt ho jati hain aankhein num….
    Kyun kii yaadoin ka koi mausam nahi hota….!!!
  • Piya Ji

    Aayi hain khabar uss desh se…
    Aane wale hain sajna…
    Pardesh se….


    Yeh pairon se gayi hain zameen fisal…
    YA hoon mein haawaon mein baadlon ke sang..

    Kyun phoolon ki har khusboo ko
    Samet lena chahti hoon aanchal mein…
    Kyun chura na chahti hoon
    Inn vadiyon ke rang…

    Ghabrayi hoon, sharmati hoon
    Hoon bechain yeh soch ke….
    Kii kaise milenge hum….
    Apne hi manmeet se…


    Hoth tharthareynge…
    Thoda sa kapkapeynge…
    Hole hole se jab who
    Kareeb aayenge….


    Naazron ko milana bhi hoga mushkil…
    Palko ko uthana bhi hoga namumkin

    Darr hain kii kahi sun na le…
    Inn bechain dil ki dhadkano ko
    Jo har pal bus bunati hain
    Aapke aur Humhare iss
    Pyaar ke taane bane ko….
  • Khaas..

    Lav pe hamesha inkaar rehta hain
    Aankhon mein hamesha ikraar rehta hain
    Ruthe rehte hain aap hamesha hamse
    Humhare jazzbaaton ka aapko
    Kab khayal rehta hain?

    Naazron ko milakar jhukate hain
    Hole se musukura kar ,humko jalate hain
    Chup-chup kar dekhte hain aap humko
    Jo chori pakadi jaye
    Toh nazar bachate hain

    Hain Khamosh yeh jubaan
    Hum samjte hain par
    Kyun bhala inn dil ki dhadkaano
    Ko nakarate hain..?

    Khamoshi mein bhi kuch baat hain
    Aap kahe na kahe…
    Hum janate hain
    Hum aapke liye Khaas hain!!!
     
        
  • 80yr Old man to Dr:-My 20yr old Wife is Pregnant.Dr.:-Ek Kahani suno.1 Shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me Gun ki jagah Umbrela le gaya.Jungle me uske samne Lion aaya,Usne Umbrela ka Handle Khicha or Fire kiya,Lion mar gaya..Old man:-Impossible,Kisi aur ne Goli mari hogi.Dr.:-'EXACTLY...
     
  • "We love ourself even after doing thousand mistakes..
    Then how can we hate others for one mistake?"
    Dont hate the people who loves you heartfully..
     
  • Mujhse vo Kehti he k tumhari
    zindgi ko jannat bana dungi....
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    Banani usko'Maggi'bhi ni aati...
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    Confidence dekho logo ka;-(:Hun
     
  • B0y:I’LL climb da tallest m0untain,
    swim da deepest ocean,
    walk on h0t lava,
    just 4 u
    Girl:can u c0me 2 meet me n0w?
    B0y:nahi abi halaat kharab hain
    Ammi nikalnay nai daingi.
     
  • I love you itna, you love me jitna,
    I love you jabse, you love me tabse,
    You love me najane kab tak,
    But i love you martay damm tak.
     
  • Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye,
    Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye,
    Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear,
    Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye.
     
  • talash karoge to koi mil bhi jayega,
    Magar hamari tarah aapko kaun satayega.
    Mana ki kami nahi aapko"APNO" ki, Magar kya HAMARI" jagah koi or le payega......
  • premi- Ab hmare beech kuch nhi raha, mere saare letter mujhe de do... Premika ne letter ki tokri di or boli- Le saale! isme se jo tere hai wo dhoond le..
  • Ek admi ne zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota
    dekha jo english
    hindi aur bhojpuri bolta tha.
    Usne 3 language test karne k liye puchha,
    who r u?
    Tota: I m parrot.
    Admi: Tum kaun ho?
    Tota: Main tota hun.
    Admi: Tu k hawa?
    Tota: Tohre maai k dulha hai re burbak,ek bar
    bata dehali ta bar bar kahen puchhat hawa...!!
  • apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
    dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
    main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
    yadi bharat tumhare pados me aaye to mat
    kehna.
  • Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho,
    1 achi chokri ho,Aapko miss kare,
    Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de,
    Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye ,
    mere sath soye.
  • Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
    Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
    .
    Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
    Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
    Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..
  • Kuch aisa kar duniya mein
    qadardaan meherbaan
    jis gali sey guzrey awaz aaye
    abba jaan abba jan !!!
  • Ae khuda mere PYAR me kuchh aesi bat ho,me sochu usko aur wo mere pas ho,meri sari khusiya mil jaye usko ek lamhe ko bhi wo agar udas ho.
  • Ek student tha deewana sa , ek subject pr wo mrta tha , books uthakr lbrary se gujarta tha , jb bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ki pas kaise hote hai , aur mai sirf yahi kh pata tha books khuli ho ya ho band pdna lst nite ko hi hota hai, kaise khun mai o yara ye pass kaise hote hai! Tu ru ru ru ru tu ru ru ru!
  • Chaand Pe Jane Ki Khwahish Rakhta Hu,
    Suraj Pe Jaane Ki Khwahish Rakhta Hu,
    Par Ae Aavaam Ae Jahaan,
    Sabse Pahle Tumhe Khush Dekhne Ki Khwahish Rakhta Hu.
  • Kabhi Khatam Na Ho Teri Khushi Ka Khajana.
    Duniya Bhul Na Paye Tera Muskurana,
    Tum Jaha Bhi Jao Meri Duwaye Teri Sath Jaye,
    Khuda Kare Tu Har Waqt Muskuraye
  • Arz kiya hai,

    yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,

    wah wah..

    Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,

    jab sms hi nahi karna hai to phone bechkar radio hi le lo.
  • Wo mil jaye muje ye kafi hai,meri har saans ne ye duwa mangi h.jane q dil me khicha chala jata h uski traf,kya usne b muje pane ki duwa mangi hai,..



 

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