- BeSt ReQueSt Ever:DeaR GoDIf UCaN't Give Mea BeSt-PaRTNeR....*pLz*..MaKeaLL My FrNdz.."SiNgLe"ApNa NaHi ToH KiSi Ka NaHi..:p
Tanhai...
क्यूँ खो से जाते है
उन् यादों मेंजो बस अब यादें है
दूर कही क्यूँ आती है वही आवाजेंवही लम्हे .... वही बातेंवही सपने और वही रातें
यह कशिश अजीब सी होती हैखिचती हैं हमको अपनी ओरदूर कही दूर...इस हकीकत से दूर...Izhaar
Baat hain humhare jazbaat kii
Hain kuch baat aap mein
Jo nazrein bhi majboor hoti hain
Aapke deedar mein…
Kya din kya raat
Har pal bus aapki yaad
Jhilmil se tare, ya aandheri raat ho
Din ka ho ujala, ya subah ki oos ho
Ho bekhabar aap iss mushk se
Hum maan sakte nahi
Warna aap humhe yun
Chup chup ke takte nahi
Aankhon se kahan hain
Aapne kai baar
Ek baar kar bhi dijiye aapne hothon se
pyaar ka izhaarKhwab
Sapno ke saath…
Aanchal mein yaadein ho…
Aur khwabon mein aap… :z
Chandni kii roshni mein…
Taaron ke taale…
Raangon kii chadar par
Hum-aap udd chalein… :~
Lamhon ki kami na ho…
Aankhon mein nami na ho…
Khusboo mein dooba hoga sama…
Aur honge hum-aap akele wahan … :d
Sehme sehme se honge hum..
Aahat se darega yeh dil…
Haathon mein aapka haath hoga
Pal bhar ke liye aapka saath toh hoga :L
Kash yeh khwab sach ho jaye…
Dua ho kabool
Aur who humhe mil jaye… :y
Pal
Kabhi rula dete ho... :c
Kabhi neend se jaga dete ho... :s
Lekin jab bhi yaad karte ho.. :$
Hame dil se ... :L
Kasam se :y
Zindagi ka ek pal bada dete ho... :dChahat
Par aasmaan ki ucchai ko mahsoos karna chati hoon…
Unn badlon par baith kar ghoomna chahti hoon..
Pankh laga kar udana chhati hoon
Baarish mein bheegna chati hoon
Baachon sa rona chahti hoon… :c
Chidyo si chahkana chahti hoon….
Sondhi sondhi uss mitti kii khusboo ko saaason mein bharna chahti hoon…
Kaagaz kii nav ko pani mein bahana chahti hoon…
Aankhon mein saaje huye unn sapno ko
Saakar karma chahti hoon… :~
Iss khushnuma mahool ko rangon mein doobana chahti hoon…
Khamoshi ko tarango mein badlana chhati hoon…
khusboo ko hawa mein gholna chhati hoon…
Indradhanus si chunari odd kar itrana chhati hoon…
Chand si khoobsoorat hona chhati hoon…
Taaron sa chamkana chahti hoon… :z
Koi dor na ho
Bus door amber mein jhoolna chhati hoon…
Dil mein uththi uss har ikshaa ko poora karma chhati hoon… :)
Hain khawab aanek aur zindagi ek…
Bus har pal ko jeena chahti hoon… :DDeedar!!!
Toh ek khata kar le…
Iss chand ka hum deedaar kar le… :$
Jiski aankhon mein jugnoon ki chamak hain…
Hothon pe pankhudi kii mehek hain..
Gaalon pe gulabon kii rangat hain
Julfoon pe ghataao ka aks hain..
Haaton mein rui kii narmi hain
Pairon mein “chan-chan” payal ki dhwani hain… :d
Naazrein hain betaab
Na karaiye aur intezaar
Ab to in baadalon ko haataiye…
Kii humhe deedar-e-husn karaiye…. :d- One of my early writings...
Chupke se aate ho khawaon mein
Aur needein churate ho…
Dil ki dhadkaano ko
Bhala kyun badate ho..??
Aankhen kholu to
Samne hote ho tum…
Band karu toh…
Khawaon mein chedte ho tum…
Yaad aati hain sharartein tumhari
To muskurati hoon mein…
Gaalon kii laali ko
Haathon se chupati hoon mein…
Kehte hain log ki baabli ho gayi hoon mein….
Ajjeb sa, naya sa …
Yeh Ehsaas hain…
Kya yahi Pyaar hain?? Aap Aur Hum…
Chupchap se aap…
Sirf nazrein hi karti rahi baat…
Saanse hain chup
Seele huye yeh hoth…
Kaan yeh betaab hain…
Sunane ko chahat ki oos…
Ghabrayein hum, sharmayein hum…
Iss rafta si zindagi mein…
Aap hulchul jo le aayenge…
Gujregi raat taaron ke saang…
Din ka chain bhi hoga gum….
Armaano kii baarat hogi….
sapno se saji kaali raat hogi…
Aap hoge, hum hoge
Aur shayad,
Humhare beech kuch baat hogi!!!!Intezaar
Aankhon ki shararat ko who samajte nahi
Hothon ki khamoshi ko sunate nahi…
Dil ki dhadkano ko mahsoos karte nahi…
Haathon ke kampan ko choote nahi…
Muskurate hain toh jalta hain yeh dil…
Milate hain nazar toh doobta hain yeh dil…
Aur kitna intezaar karayenge aap…..??
Kii izehaar-e-mohabaat ko sunane
Ko betaab hain yeh dil…..Kami....
Rehne de aasmaan….
Zamin ki talaash kar….
Sab kuch yahi hain….
Na kuch aur talash kar….
Har aarzu puri ho to?
Jeene mein kya maaza??
Jin eke liye bus ek kami ki talaash kar……......
Duriyan badhan e se pyaar kum nahi hota….
Waqt-bewaqt ho jati hain aankhein num….
Kyun kii yaadoin ka koi mausam nahi hota….!!!Piya Ji
Aane wale hain sajna…
Pardesh se….
Yeh pairon se gayi hain zameen fisal…
YA hoon mein haawaon mein baadlon ke sang..
Kyun phoolon ki har khusboo ko
Samet lena chahti hoon aanchal mein…
Kyun chura na chahti hoon
Inn vadiyon ke rang…
Ghabrayi hoon, sharmati hoon
Hoon bechain yeh soch ke….
Kii kaise milenge hum….
Apne hi manmeet se…
Hoth tharthareynge…
Thoda sa kapkapeynge…
Hole hole se jab who
Kareeb aayenge….
Naazron ko milana bhi hoga mushkil…
Palko ko uthana bhi hoga namumkin
Darr hain kii kahi sun na le…
Inn bechain dil ki dhadkano ko
Jo har pal bus bunati hain
Aapke aur Humhare iss
Pyaar ke taane bane ko….Khaas..
Aankhon mein hamesha ikraar rehta hain
Ruthe rehte hain aap hamesha hamse
Humhare jazzbaaton ka aapko
Kab khayal rehta hain?
Naazron ko milakar jhukate hain
Hole se musukura kar ,humko jalate hain
Chup-chup kar dekhte hain aap humko
Jo chori pakadi jaye
Toh nazar bachate hain
Hain Khamosh yeh jubaan
Hum samjte hain par
Kyun bhala inn dil ki dhadkaano
Ko nakarate hain..?
Khamoshi mein bhi kuch baat hain
Aap kahe na kahe…
Hum janate hain
Hum aapke liye Khaas hain!!!
- 80yr Old man to Dr:-My 20yr old Wife is Pregnant.Dr.:-Ek Kahani suno.1 Shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me Gun ki jagah Umbrela le gaya.Jungle me uske samne Lion aaya,Usne Umbrela ka Handle Khicha or Fire kiya,Lion mar gaya..Old man:-Impossible,Kisi aur ne Goli mari hogi.Dr.:-'EXACTLY...
- "We love ourself even after doing thousand mistakes..
Then how can we hate others for one mistake?"
Dont hate the people who loves you heartfully..
- Mujhse vo Kehti he k tumhari
zindgi ko jannat bana dungi....
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Banani usko'Maggi'bhi ni aati...
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Confidence dekho logo ka;-(:Hun
- B0y:I’LL climb da tallest m0untain,
swim da deepest ocean,
walk on h0t lava,
just 4 u
Girl:can u c0me 2 meet me n0w?
B0y:nahi abi halaat kharab hain
Ammi nikalnay nai daingi.
- I love you itna, you love me jitna,
I love you jabse, you love me tabse,
You love me najane kab tak,
But i love you martay damm tak.
- Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye,
Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye,
Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear,
Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye.
- talash karoge to koi mil bhi jayega,
Magar hamari tarah aapko kaun satayega.
Mana ki kami nahi aapko"APNO" ki, Magar kya HAMARI" jagah koi or le payega......
- premi- Ab hmare beech kuch nhi raha, mere saare letter mujhe de do... Premika ne letter ki tokri di or boli- Le saale! isme se jo tere hai wo dhoond le..
- Ek admi ne zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota
dekha jo english
hindi aur bhojpuri bolta tha.
Usne 3 language test karne k liye puchha,
who r u?
Tota: I m parrot.
Admi: Tum kaun ho?
Tota: Main tota hun.
Admi: Tu k hawa?
Tota: Tohre maai k dulha hai re burbak,ek bar
bata dehali ta bar bar kahen puchhat hawa...!!
- apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
yadi bharat tumhare pados me aaye to mat
kehna.
- Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho,
1 achi chokri ho,Aapko miss kare,
Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de,
Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye ,
mere sath soye.
- Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
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Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..
- Kuch aisa kar duniya mein
qadardaan meherbaan
jis gali sey guzrey awaz aaye
abba jaan abba jan !!!
- Ae khuda mere PYAR me kuchh aesi bat ho,me sochu usko aur wo mere pas ho,meri sari khusiya mil jaye usko ek lamhe ko bhi wo agar udas ho.
- Ek student tha deewana sa , ek subject pr wo mrta tha , books uthakr lbrary se gujarta tha , jb bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ki pas kaise hote hai , aur mai sirf yahi kh pata tha books khuli ho ya ho band pdna lst nite ko hi hota hai, kaise khun mai o yara ye pass kaise hote hai! Tu ru ru ru ru tu ru ru ru!
- Chaand Pe Jane Ki Khwahish Rakhta Hu,
Suraj Pe Jaane Ki Khwahish Rakhta Hu,
Par Ae Aavaam Ae Jahaan,
Sabse Pahle Tumhe Khush Dekhne Ki Khwahish Rakhta Hu.
- Kabhi Khatam Na Ho Teri Khushi Ka Khajana.
Duniya Bhul Na Paye Tera Muskurana,
Tum Jaha Bhi Jao Meri Duwaye Teri Sath Jaye,
Khuda Kare Tu Har Waqt Muskuraye
- Arz kiya hai,
yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,
wah wah..
Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,
jab sms hi nahi karna hai to phone bechkar radio hi le lo.
- Wo mil jaye muje ye kafi hai,meri har saans ne ye duwa mangi h.jane q dil me khicha chala jata h uski traf,kya usne b muje pane ki duwa mangi hai,..
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